DEATH OF SCHLIG
by Peter Timony
Story by Peter and Bobby Timony
Cover art by Bobby Timony
?2011 Twin Comics
www.twincomics.com


PLAYTESTERS

Bobby Timony
David Nitkithser
Finn Rosenloev
Sean Kleefeld


Walkthrough

>get all
>turn on slicer
>cut ham
>g
>g
>flip switch
>open crate
>get all
>wear jacket
>put all in pocket
>z
>z
>z
>attack alien
>get all
>unlock box with key
>open box
>get remote
>press button
>listen
>get gun
>shoot gun
>get up

(At this point in the game, there are two random patrollers moving throuout the map. They are the Guard and the Sentry. If either one catches you, you will be sent to the Throne room for a cut scene, and offered a Y/N choice. Either way, you will end up in the meat locker. Resume play from there, adjusting direction accordingly. You can scout ahead for guards by extending your left or right eye into other rooms. Refer to map provided below.)

>n (Southern Hallway)
>n (Northern Hallway)
>w (Kitchen)
>w (Meat Locker)
>get all
>e (Kitchen)
>put cheese in stew
>extend (left or right) eye
>get key
>retract (left or right) eye
>ne (Grand Dining Room)
>flip white switch
>shoot guard
>flip green switch
>shoot gun
>get emblem
>s (Northern Hallway)
>e (Cargo Bay 1)
>unlock saturn door with emblem
>n (Supply Closet)
>flip yellow switch
>shoot gun
>get teal key
>s (Cargo Bay 1)
>s (Cargo Bay 2)
>unlock green door with brass key
>s (Fuel Storage)
>open box
>get kittens
>n (Cargo Bay 2)
>n (Cargo Bay 1)
>put kittens in tank
>open spaceship
>enter spaceship
>put teal key in ignition
>turn teal key
>press round button

THE END

The Map:


					THRONE ROOM
						|
						|				
					DINING ROOM          SUPPLY CLOSET
                                        /	|		|
				      / 	|		|
        MEAT LOCKER  ---   KITCHEN  ---  N. HALLWAY  ---  CARGO BAY 1
				|		|		|
				|		|		|
			    PANTRY	S.HALLWAY  ---   CARGO BAY 2
						|		|
						|		|
					         LAB	 FUEL STORAGE

Perfect score:


5 points for entering the Trunk
5 points for entering the Lab
1 point for getting each of these objects: 
        gray gun
        Emblem
        brass key
        teal key
        kittens
        fedora hat
        trench coat
        remote control
        shmelnix
1 point for each of these actions:
	cutting the cheese		
	examining the rowdy teens
        wearing fedora hat	
        wearing trench coat
	attacking the alien in the Trunk			
	eating a slug	
        using freeze ray	
        using heat ray			
	using gun as a flashlight		
        extending left eye				
        extending right eye
        reading the commandments		
        examining the velvet Elvis
        cooking up a cheesy stew
        sporgulate the shmelnix"	
	sporgulating the shmelnix in front of an alien		
        attacking a guard
        farting at the dinner table
        sacrificing kitties				
        turning on ignition
        launching spaceship
        DEATH	

TOTAL: 45 POINTS
		





